Naruto sighed tiredly as he got ready for his job. It'd only been two weeks since he spent looking for one when he first arrived in Japan. Now he was getting up at six in the morning as if he had for all his life, when it actually had only been for three years. He wished he could turn time back to the first two weeks he spent without a job.

"Naruto! Hurry up man! I have to get to class!" Naruto turned off the shower head, stepping out of it while mumbling something about never being able to take anything more than a five minute shower. Naruto glanced over at himself in the mirror. His chest was exposed, little drops of water rolled down his toned stomach. He grinned at the reflection staring back at him.

"Mm, sexy!"

"NARUTO!"

"Ugh..." As Naruto unlocked the door, it slammed open in his face. Standing on the opposite side of it was Chihiro, fuming at Naruto.

"You were looking at yourself in the mirror again, weren't you?!" Naruto smirked and turned back to his reflection.

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." *

"Y-Y-You NARCISSIST!!!"

"Shower's all yours Chi!" He chuckled and was pushed out before another word could be said.

-About three years ago.-

"We're gonna miss our fliiight. I told you not to bring so many clothes Chihiro." Naruto glared at her.

"Are you fucking insane? You didn't expect me to just leave them all here? I'm still a girl after all. Besides, weren't you the one who insisted on taking all your shit? EH NARUTO?" Naruto stood besides Chihiro motionless as she shook him. The expression on his face being read as frusteration. He glared harder at the girl as they made their way to their seats, pushing aside people in their way with a muttered 'sorry' here and then. Naruto sighed, relieved.

"Ah, made it."

"Naruto! I'm still talking to you!"

"Chihiro....look around you. Do you by chance see any of my belongings with me? Hm? At least I had the common sense to have it shipped out later, when we arrive!" Chihiro growled and pouted at the same time. She took the airplane's phone out of it's receiver.

"I should call my sister. You know, tell her we're on our way."

"You're sure she's okay with us staying with her for now?"

"Stop worrying, she's been hassling me over how long it's been since I've visited."

"Yeah but..."

"Naruto, how many fucking times do I have to tell you?" Chihiro snarled.

"You're fa-mi-ly." The snarl on her face quickly turned into a sweet smile directed at Naruto. Naruto sighed but grinned back at her nonetheless.

"We're really doing this huh?"

"Having second thoughts?"

"No, Im just-" A voice suddenly interrupted their conversation.

"Excuse me, that's my seat." Both Naruto and Chihiro looked up into black eyes and a face framed by raven hair. Naruto just about died on the spot.

"SAI!" He roared.

"What the hell are you doing here? Someone get the police, get the police!!!" Sai simply smiled as he took the seat next to Naruto's. Chihiro quirked her eyebrow questioningly.

"Naruto, can you stop making a scene and tell me who this is?"

"Sai Danzou...we met a while back ago when he tried to RAPE ME!!!" Chihiro slapped her hand across Naruto's mouth, avoiding all the glances aimed in their direction. She glared daggers at Sai. Sai only shrugged his shoulders and sighed.

"You're never going to forget about that are you?" Chihiro rolled her eyes and let her hand fall from Naruto's mouth.

"Never." Responded Naruto.

"Naruto...care to explain?"

"It's a long story Chihiro."

"Tell me anyways." She demanded, and so the next fifteen minutes were spent telling a story through laughter from Chihiro and snide remarks from Sai.

"It's not funny!"

"Sai, a pleasure to meet you."

"Hey! You're suppose to be on my side."

"I am on your side." Sai clung to Naruto teasingly.

"Not you!" Naruto groaned trying to shove Sai off of himself, while Chihiro sat idly as if nothing were happening.

"Sai, what ARE you doing here?"

"Going to Japan." Naruto sweat dropped.

"Why??!"

"Isnt it obvious? It's because you're going."

"Whaaat? How did you-? But- WHAT THE HELL?"

"I followed you here after I saw you hauling your stuff out of your dorm."

"Stalker!!!"

"Only yours darling."

"Oh god! SEE! Do you see Chihiro???!! He doesn't even deny it!"

"...Naruto. Kindly shut the fuck up."

"Wha?"

"I'm trying to get some sleep idiot." Sai watched the two argue and bicker back and forth with each other. He smiled to himself, wondering what in hell's name happened that made Naruto actually leave the country! Though he wanted to know, he kept quiet and asked no questions. Naruto still didnt intirely trust him. Soon though, Naruto would come to him on his own.

Sai looked out the window. Somehow he managed not to notice when they took off. Only clouds passed by now. He sighed. Naruto was asleep, Chihiro was listening to her music. This was the perfect opportunity to cling to Naruto once again. Sai snuggled up next to him, thanking whatever Gods were making this happen. Hours went by without Naruto waking up. Chihiro just relaxed, not caring what Sai did to Naruto as long as he didnt go too far. She eyed him wearily.

"I can't help but think of someone when I look at you. A shame, really." She said suddenly. Sai cocked an eyebrow.

"Oh? Who?"

"This asshole I know." Sai sat up now, away from Naruto's scent and arms. He recollected himself and took a daring guess on who Chihiro was talking about.

"Sasuke Uchiha?" He asked indifferently. Chihiro stared back at him just as indifferently as he had asked.

"Careful. That name is a taboo from now on."

"Mm, Im aware."

"Another thing, where do you plan to stay?"

"I hadn't thought about it much."

"How irresponsible. Well, it can't be helped. You'll be staying with us for the time being. This should come in handy for Naruto as well. It'll help him preoccupy himself for a while. Don't use this as a chance to get any closer to him though. I don't want to regret inviting you into our lives and the one thing Naruto doesn't need is a relationship right now."

"Who are you to decide that?"

"His friend, and pretty much the only one he can depend on right now."

"How do you know what he wants?"

"Stop questioning me. It doesn't take a whole lot to notice that at the moment he doesn't want a relationship."

"At the moment." A voice over the speaker interrupted their conversation. The captains voice announced that the passengers would be arriving shortly.

"Hey RUUUUTO!" Naruto jolted up and wore a look of confusion on his face.

"Uhm?"

"Get ready, we're about to land. I can see the runway from here." Naruto nodded but quietly said,

"Ugh, I hate this part." With that, the plane swerved downward to land and Naruto clutched onto his seat.

Sai unbuckled his seat belt and helped Naruto out of his seat. Or at least tried that is, Naruto squirmed at the touch. Sai could see him being uncomfortable. He smirked.

"I'm not raping you moron. I'm just helping you up."

"I know that!"

"Right." Chihiro yelled at them, already half way off the plane.

"Hurry up you fucking douche bags!!!"

"Does she always talk so vulgarly?

"Yes. It gets worse." The two males followed suit of their little purpled hair friend. They watched as she made a phone call at a payphone. Chihiro looked up at Naruto briefly. She watched as Sai got a hold of him and Naruto started screaming for her help.

"Konnichiwaaaaaa!! Aye, Miyuki-chaaaan, why didn't you call me earlier?"

"Kyarri...baka." Chihiro growled into the phone.

"Hm? Who is this?"

"You really dont recognize my voice? How sad. It's me you butthead! Chihiro!"

"Hey don't call me butthead! My head is gorgeous." There was a moment of silence after Chihiro's sister had said that. A few more seconds passed by and the shrieking voice rang out on the other end of the phone.

"CHIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIROOOOOOO!!!!!" Chihiro pulled the phone away from her ear as her sister babbled on some more.

"Hey! Wait! Why does my caller ID say you're in Tokyo? Eh?"

"Kyarri, is the excitement clouding your judgement or something? Stupid! I'm in Tokyo right now."

"Main airport on seventh?"

"There's my smart girl."

"Wait out at front."

"Yeah okay, oh is it okay if I stay with you?"

"Where else would you stay retard? See you in a bit!"

"No wait! One more thing! I have some friends with me, you wouldn't mind if they stayed too right?"

"Maaaan, you shouldn't even have to ask! We can all have a girl's night out later. Me. You. Out front. CIAO!"

"No wait!" Chihiro looked at the phone in her hands. Kyarri had hung up.

"They're guys. Not girls." She swore and grabbed her handbag. She went back to where Naruto and Sai were still bickering.

"Oi, come on. Knock it off. Help me with some bags."

"We're leaving?"

"Mhm. Kyarri will be picking us up out front"

"Kyarri?"

"My sister." Sai looked at the pile of bags that belonged to Chihiro. He rolled his eyes at her as she pick up ONE bag. Naruto caught the look on Sai's face and whispered aside to him.

"Don't complain. She'll bite your head off."

"I wasn't planning to."

"Che." Sai smiled at Naruto's innocence and walked over to where a cart was in place. One used to carry large luggage. He pushed it over to Chihiro's pile of bags and loaded it up. He and Naruto followed Chihiro out the doors with their over loaded cart. The three sat at the curb. Naruto in the middle with Chihiro and Sai at his sides. Every once in a while Naruto's and Sai's finger tips would brush up against each other. Giving Sai a tingling sensation, he smirked knowingly. Not long after, a sleek black car rolled up to the curb. Chihiro stood up and gathered some of her stuff, leaving the rest for the men. Naruto's eyes widened in disbelief.

"That's- That's- That's your sister's car??!" The passenger window rolled down as a voice yelled out of it.

"Where are your chica's eh?"

"Kyarri." Chihiro sighed.

"By friends, I meant GUY friends."

"OH BABY!!! Which one is mine?"

"Kyarri!"

"I call the blond one but if he's already yours the other one is pretty hot too."

"KYARRI!"

"What?" Chihiro rubbed the bridge of her nose in frusteration.

"None of them are yours. Especially not the blond one!"

"You get both of them? Unfair little sister!!" Kyarri shrieked out the window.

"Oh for fuck's sake!" Chihiro threw her arms up and gave up. Kyarri opened the car door from the inside of her car.

"Get in already." The trunk popped open and both Naruto and Sai hurriedly put bags in it, afraid of the sisters' wrath. Chihiro got in front waiting for them to finish.

"Planning on staying long I see."

"Forever actually."

"Mom's going to kill you."

"She'll get over it."

"Names?"

"Naruto is the blond, Sai is the raven."

"Boy toys?"

"No!" Chihiro growled.

"Why can't I have them then?" Kyarri pouted sadly at her sister.

"Ugh, shuddup." Naruto got in the back hesitantly, followed by Sai. They closed their doors.

"Buckle up kiddies!" The older of the four smiled cheerfully before roaring off in her car. Naruto, hysterical, screamed for his life.

---

Naruto glared daggers at the woman that pulled off as Chihiro's sister. The group of four stalked up the stairs to Kyarri's loft. Naruto, upset that his life was put at risk. Sai, upset due to the fact that Naruto was upset. Kyarii, as cheerful as ever, and lastly, Chihiro. Who was deep in thought about things.

"Chiiihiiirooo!"

"Yes Kyarri?"

"Let's have a sleepover!"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I'm tired."

"Hey, it's called a SLEEPover for a reason."

"...Whatever."

"So, can we?"

"I dont know!"

"Say yes!" Irritated, Chihiro answered.

"If we ever get to your place!"

"Hm, we should have taken the elevator."

"THERE'S AN ELEVATOR??" Both Chihiro and Naruto yelled at Kyarri.

"Didn't I mention that?" Kyarri chuckled.

"No!"

"Hehe, just three more floors."

"That's the top floor Kyarri!"

"Mm, so?"

"I hate you."

"I love you too little sister." Sai, in an attempt to talk to Naruto some more, whispered in his ear.

"Kyarri makes Chihiro seem like the sane one no?"

"That's what scares me."

"We're heeeere!"

"Thank God!"

"Wait a second...why is there only one door on this floor?"

"Cause the whole floor is mine silly!"

"Whaat?" Naruto yelled in disbelief. Kyarri opened the door to her huge loft and pulled Chihiro in along with the others, smiling idiotically.

"Let's bunk together, eh Naruto?"

"No." Chihiro answered for him.

"Sai?"

"Hn."

"Eh?"

"Hn."

"Okay! Score! C'mon Sai, let me show you to OUR room."

"What? No!" Sai stalked off to explore, pulling Naruto with him.

---

"Naruto?"

"Wha?"

"Look." Sai pointed to a room with rows of seats, like in a theater. On the wall was a big screen television.

"TV!" Naruto screamed and lunged for the remote. He clicked the 'on' switch while snuggling into a seat. Sai smirked, satisfied with his work. He too walked to the front and took a seat next to Naruto. This to him, was almost like a date. Okay, so it wasn't anything close to a date but Sai could dream right? Just when Naruto thought Sai was being normal, he spoke.

"Wanna make out?" A part of Naruto wanted to say yes. Although he hadn't brought it up all through their trip, he couldn't help but watch that moment with Sasuke and Kakashi replay over and over in his head. For that, Naruto wanted to give into his temptation. The temptation to get back at Sasuke for his betrayal. Just a little bit. Should he give in? Sai, who wasn't aware of Naruto's thoughts just assumed he had ignored him.

"Sure..." Sai coughed outwardly. For a second, he was truly shocked. He shook his head and shrugged it off thinking he just imagined Naruto let that one word leave his lips.

'Mm, those beautiful tan lips.' Sai thought dreamily, but in the next moment Naruto had his arms around Sai's neck. He came dangerously close to the raven's lips one second, and the next, Naruto's own lips were pressed up against Sai's.

---

"Want something to drink?"

"Alcohol." Kyarri tossed Chihiro a beer before opening one herself. She plopped down on the couch next to her sister.

"Wonder where those two went off too. I hope they dont get lost."

"Hm."

"He doesn't know our family is fucking loaded, does he?"

"No."

"Don't you think he'll figure it out soon?"

"No."

"Are you going to tell him?"

"No."

"Can you please say something other than no?"

"No."

"Chihiro!"

"You're really annoying..."

"Ungrateful little..." Chihiro rolled her eyes.

"I am incredibly grateful okay! I owe you BIG BIG BIG time. Blah blah blah! Can we just drop it please?" Kyarri shrugged, hiding her satisfaction.

"Tell me why you're here, and what happened."

"I will, eventually." Everything was quiet for a moment and then Kyarri's voice suddenly rang out, breaking the silence.

"Is he good in bed?"

"We are not fucking each other!!!"

"Did you become a lesbian or something? Are you aware that Naruto is one fine hot piece of ass??!"

"Kyarri, Naruto is special to me. Consider him a brother of ours."

"One I can fuck?"

"NO! JUST A BROTHER."

"And Sai?"

"He's yours for the taking."

"Wonderful."

"I think he's gay though."

"Noooo!"

"Dude yes."

"Unbelievable. I have two of the hottest men in my home and I can't ride either of them!" The two sisters looked at each other and burst out laughing. Kyarri smiled. She opened another beer.

"I missed you Chi."

"I missed you too."

"It's like kindergarden again man."

"Except, we're amazingly hot and totally leeeegal!"

"Haha, tell me about it. Seriously though, what are you going to do about school?"

"Think I can get into Tokyo U?" *

"I did. You should be able to next year. The entrance exam should be easy for you."

"Mm, Naruto too?"

"Is he as smart as you?"

"Maybe."

"His grades need to better than average you know. "

"I know."

"Well, you're really staying huh?"

"For as long as Naruto wants too. Which is forever as far as I know."

"He's really something special huh? I don't think I've ever seen you act this irrational for someone."

"Yeah..he's some amazing kid. You'll see."

"Chihiro..."

"Mm?"

"Let's do each other's make up!!!"

"Sometimes I think you're bipolar." Chihiro remarked.

"I'm thinking you need a new hair do baby!"

"PFFT. No way, I like how it is now."

"C'mon you might like it!"

"Never!" Kyarri magically pulled out some hair supplies and chased Chihiro around the loft. The two of them not knowing what they would stumble upon.

---

Finally, Chihiro sighed in relief. She had lost her insane sister. She walked down the hallway that led to many rooms, one of which was the theater room. Chihiro stopped short before entering the already occupied room. Her mouth flew open and her face reddened. She could feel a nose bleed coming.

"Oh shit!" She whispered. Chihiro hid behind the wall and peeked in at the two boys who were ravishing each other. She tried her best not to die of blood loss.

"Chihirooo!" Kyarri spotted her sister crouching down outside the theater room. Chihiro had put a finger to her lips aggresively. She motioned for Kyarri to go away but Kyarri's curiousity was already quirked. So she walked up to her younger sister, crouching down the way she did.

"What the fuck are you doing weirdo?"

"Shh!" The older of the two quirked an eyebrow and glanced towards where Chihiro's finger pointed at.

"Holy Sh-" Chihiro clamped her hand over Kyarri's mouth. tackling her to the floor.

"Shut the fuck up big mouth." She scolded. Kyarri smiled and Chihiro rolled her eyes.

"Stay quiet." She warned.

"Chi chan you peeeervert." Kyarri squeaked cutely at her younger sister.

"This is purely for sisterly purposes!"

"Oh pfft, if you want to use that excuse I'm all for it."

"Shut up!"

"Let's join them eh?"

"No!" Chihiro growled angrily.

"Hey I was just kidding, dont freak on me."

"It's not that."

"Jealousy?"

"No."

"So?"

"I specifically told Sai NOT to try and seduce Naruto."

"Why not? Look at that wonderful hottness! Besides, isnt that Naruto's choice?" Kyarri drooled. Chihiro snarled at her and shoved her hand in her face.

"It's a long story."

"So...why aren't you stopping them?" A moan emitted from the room. Chihiro just about fainted. Kyarri smirked.

"Admit it little sister. You liiiike it. You like their hot sex tension."

"Go away."

"Oh, you totally love it."

"Shut up."

"I'm gonna have to get those seats sanitized, maaan."

---

Naruto looked at the stain on the seat.

"Chihiro is going to kill me." He mumbled. Sai wrapped his arms around Naruto's torso lovingly. He nipped at the crook of Naruto's neck. Naruto just stood there, looking down at the stain. He didn't return the gesture of affection. He just let it all happen.

"Naruto?"

"Hm?"

"Come on, let's go find the girls." Naruto turned to the opening of the doorway. He frowned.

"Did you hear some...scuffling just outside the door?" Sai shook his head. Naruto sighed and headed for the exit with Sai clinging to him. Sai looked at Naruto from behind as they walked to what they assumed was the bathroom. The two of them entered it and locked the door. Chihiro and Kyarri though, stepped out of hiding. The little purple haired female furrowed her brows.

"Yep. I'm totally burning those seats. So unsanitary for us." Chihiro ignored her sister's remark.

"I should bring him some clothes."

"Pfft, leave 'em naked. Just think of the sexiness of it all."

"Just Naruto...."

"Jeez, Sai is hot too you know and hey! You're not suppose to think your brother is hot little sister!" Chihiro growled.

"Sai, that bumhole!"

"Be nice!"

"I don't DO nice."

"Diva in the house! C'mon lighten up. They gave us a great show. One I didn't have to pay for."

"Let's get wasted." Chihiro sighed.

"Margaritas baby!" Kyarri dragged Chihiro to the kitchen while the boys...busied themselves.

---

Chihiro giggled foolishly with Kyarri.

"Nng, Ima 'ave uh hang'ove oro!" She slurred.

"Hiroooo! Look! 'S Ruto n Sai! Lesss do 'em."

"Uhn! Yarri, stop bein' a pervert."

"Neuuh!" Naruto starred at them. Sai shrugged and leaned on Naruto. He kissed his neck right in front of Chihiro. Almost smug with victory. Naruto shoved him away. Chihiro glared at Sai. She stood up, fumbling with her drink and kissed Kyarri on the cheek.

"Ewhh. Slobbuh!"

"G'night. Go'in to bed."

"Chihiro." Naruto squeaked.

"BED!" Naruto plopped down next to a drunk Kyarri.

"She's mad?"

"Uhn. At the pretty boy."

"Sai?"

"Fo'sho!" Kyarri giggled and let out a small hiccup.

"Why??"

"Ruto, lesss go to bed mm." Naruto sighed.

"Tell meeee you scary woman!!"

"Scawee??!" Kyarri was baffled.

"Is it because of right now? Eh Kyarri?"

"HAH! You's two were humpin' like cute wittle bunnehs! Hehe!" Kyarri cooed, bursting out in a fit of giggles.

"Oh fuck! You guys saw us??"

"Mhmmm, Sai has a nice ass." Sai smiled.

"Naruto thinks so too." He teased.

"Shut up Sai!" Sai pouted.

"Gah, where's Chihiro's room Kyarri?"

"Uhm, lemme think. Two doors down the right hall." Naruto dashed in the direction Kyarri pointed to. Sai looked at Kyarri.

"Come to momma." She slurred.

---

After failing to get a response from Chihiro. Naruto tried again the next morning.

"Chihiro!! Unlock the door! Come on! PLEASE!" Chihiro stepped out of her room and watched Naruto bang at the door opposite of hers.

"Hey dufus, that's not my room." Naruto swirled around to face Chihiro and squealed. He shivered.

"Scary."

"It runs in the family."

"I've noticed." Chihiro sighed, rubbing her head that she could not get to stop exploding. Truth was she only came out of her room to stop Naruto from making her hangover worse.

"What do you want?"

"Are you mad at me?"

"No."

"Liar! Why are you mad at meeee?"

"NA-RU-TO." She growled.

"I am not mad at you! Please shut the fuck up, you're killing me."

"Sorry." He mumbled.

"Tell me why you're mad!"

"Ugh I'm not mad!"

"Kyarri said you are."

"Fucking big mouth. I'm going to kill her." Chihiro rolled her eyes for what seemed to be the hundredth time.

"Oh fuck! She wasn't lying. You guys did watch us!"

"We weren't watching!"

"You were!"

"No it was....an accident."

"Liar."

"Oh my god. What were you even doing? Fucking Sai like that! I thought you hated him!"

"I don't know! I was just.. FUUUUCK. It felt so good."

"Ew! Don't tell me!"

"No not the sex. Well yeah, the sex was incredible but but I meant something else. Fuck! It's just that Kakashi...and Sa- Sasuke, and I-I-I needed to..." Naruto sighed. Chihiro loosened her shoulders.

"It's complicated."

"No, I get it. You needed to get even."

"Something like that. I needed to get some tension out too I guess."

"So Sai, he's your new boyfriend er?"

"No...not boyfriend. Uhm."

"Fuck toy?"

"No! Man, be a bit more sensitive about this."

"I got it, a way out. Right?" Chihiro looked at Naruto from the corner of her eye.

"Yeah. Friends with benefits sort of thing."

"Well, I guess if you're okay with that..."

"You're not mad then?"

"I was never mad!"

"....Liar."

"Naruto!" Said blond grinned and hung his arm over Chihiro's shoulder.

"Oh yeah, Kyarri asked me to tell you to get ready."

"Pfft what for?"

"We're going clubbing!"

"Awh man. This early."

"What?"

"Whenever she goes clubbing, she sleeps with some stranger." Naruto frowned.

"That someone, not being me. Right? RIGHT?"

"You never know..."

"Chi?"

"Ruto?"

"Protect me." He whimpered.

"Oh Naruto one more thing."

"Yeah?"

"My parents are millionaires."

"WHAT???" With that last word, Naruto passed out on top of an angry Chihiro.